Embark on an uproarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure to break a wicked curse!

A disastrous curse transformed you into your pirate grandfather, derailing your royal wedding. To reclaim your true form, you must guide a quirky crew through side-splitting challenges in this interactive novel inspired by classic pirate adventures.

Pirates of Donkey Island is a humorous, 79,000-word text-based adventure by Gilbert Gallo. Your choices shape the narrative in this richly imagined world, devoid of graphics or sound effects, relying entirely on your imagination.

Your crew: a refined gorilla, a resurrected rocker, an ageless voodoo priestess, and an absurd spokesperson. Their unique stories and interactions will help you discover your true self.

Prepare for countless insult-sword fights, grog-drinking competitions, and rigged games of chance! Your perspective on life will be forever altered.

Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather with your crew's assistance. Will you accept your cursed fate, or fight against it?

Key Features:

• Customize your character: Choose your protagonist's gender identity (male, female, non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, asexual).
• Embrace the curse: Seek a cure, or revel in your cursed existence until the afterlife.
• Find love: Romance a powerful gorilla, a zombie, or a charmingly aged woman.
• Lead your crew: Unravel the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean with your unique team, utilizing their extraordinary abilities.
• Engage in hilarious duels: Master the art of insult-sword fighting.
• Choose your path: Be a loyal leader or betray your crew for gold, selling their souls to Davy Jones.

Sheathe your feather duster and set sail for the Cursed Caribbean! Your ultimate treasure awaits: self-discovery.